We are AmericansWe are Americans, ah yeah!We carry great big guns'Cause we are Americans
Oh yeah!We're strong (we're strong!)And we're free (we're free!)We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are AmericansWe are Americans
What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States of America.First of all a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their diplomacy.
Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right then.
Yeah!Secondly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their economy, yeah!
Hey pal, gimme all your money.
All right!
And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!
Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.
Okay! Where's Iraq?
Yeah!And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement, the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.
Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.
No.
I got a great big gun here.
Nice beads!
We are AmericansWe are Americans, ah yeah!We carry great big guns, yeah!'Cause we are Americans
We're strong (we're strong!)And we're free (we're free!)We are Coke, We are Pepsi
And we wearCanadian flagsWhen we travelOn our bags
'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)We are AmericansWe are Americans
We are Americans, Here we go!We are AmericansEverythng I do... I do it for you.
"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.Know what to kiss, and _when_.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,and despite the changing fortunes of time,There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember The Pueblo.Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,Especially with those persons closest to you -That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most soulsWould scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, Clean air, tuna, Taiwan.And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Candy.
Take heart in the deepening gloomThat your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!
Weaksid....I love it....
Pity I'm listening to....
The Hollies....To Young To Get Married.....not quite right for the image....